Some of our friends wouldn’t quit drooling all over us. At first we thought it was because of our irresistible charm and good looks, but soon realized hungry zombies have descended upon the city searching for human flesh! We don’t mind a little love bite now and again, but the undead would much rather make a delicious treat out of your entire brain.
Hey, if you can’t beat ‘em, eat ‘em. With numbers doubling each year, the Vancouver Zombie Walk will surely spawn a new mass of living dead, thanks to social networking sites like Facebook and their handy Zombie Application, where you can bite your friends and recruit newly damned souls.
If this will be your first year in the zombie walk, I have one piece of advice. Blood. Lots of it. Get creative with the gory end of your past life and embrace your zombie-ness. However, if you happen to cross paths with this slobbering mob on August 25th, my advice is to run. Or break into a choreographed version of Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” Zombies love that.
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