Our “Reckless” Experience

We recently had the best bike experience ever at Reckless Bikes. Stopped in for some free air (if you had windows, they’d wash those for you too), and got to discussing all the improvements we could make on our rides (Carleen: whitewall tires, new wheels, a good lube, possibly a paint job; Terri: new brakes, tires) with the extremely helpful gentlemen who work there.

Here’s how our fun-filled hour went down…

“Manager Guy” Ryan: Carleen, if you’re looking to really pimp out your ride, I’d recommend dating one of us and getting it done for free. We could really make this bike into a beauty for you.

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Nice Tits

Our grandmothers may turn up their noses at the notion of going braless, but whether you’re perky or pulpy, letting the girls out is the ultimate show of confidence….but there are some guidelines to be followed.

When not to go braless:

  • Job interviews (unless you’re a stripper).
  • Running, or any other sports oriented activity. Bicycle riding not included.
  • When cleavage is an important accessory.
  • When you’re wearing see through shirts (please see “When to” rules below).

When to go braless:

  • Pretty much all the time.
  • Especially when you’re wearing see through shirts (please see “When not to” rules above).

Regarding clear bra straps: please re-read the “When to go braless” guidelines above. If you think clear bra straps are necessary for halter dresses, tube tops/dresses, any shoulder/back baring outfit, or anything even related, please be advised that strapless bras are acceptable alternatives if you aren’t comfortable with letting the cowgirls loose. So please throw those unsightly, shiny and so very obvious plastic death straps in the garbage. You’re not fooling anyone.




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